Chew your way to annointed blessing
So I did a bad thing…I sent my name and address to Peter Popoff, self proclaimed prophet of God. So far I’ve received a plastic pouch of PP’s miracle spring water. I was supposed to drink it, sleep for a night, then send PP $47. This guy is the devil. I’m sure of it.
Anyway, second letter – Peter sent me a cloth hand outline, which he personally laid his Holy Spirit Prophet Annointed hand on for me, and also a vile of PP’s Holy Land Miracle Annointing Oil. I just have to drink the oil and give PP a “big financial blessing” so I’ll get a big blessing. God can’t bless me if I only give a small blessing.
And on it’s way…3 sticks of PP Holy Spirit Resurrection Anointed Power chewing gum. Seriously. I’ve gotta chew gum to release the Holy Spirit’s power in my life.
So, to recap…Drink the water, eat the oil and chew the gum. How about smoke some dope, drink alcohol and break out the checkbook. That seems to make a whole lot more sense to me…
And do we still shake our heads and wonder why so many people hate Christians and evangelists? I'm not even sure some days how I feel about them, and I’m one of them. God help us.
Peace,
rZ
Anyway, second letter – Peter sent me a cloth hand outline, which he personally laid his Holy Spirit Prophet Annointed hand on for me, and also a vile of PP’s Holy Land Miracle Annointing Oil. I just have to drink the oil and give PP a “big financial blessing” so I’ll get a big blessing. God can’t bless me if I only give a small blessing.
And on it’s way…3 sticks of PP Holy Spirit Resurrection Anointed Power chewing gum. Seriously. I’ve gotta chew gum to release the Holy Spirit’s power in my life.
So, to recap…Drink the water, eat the oil and chew the gum. How about smoke some dope, drink alcohol and break out the checkbook. That seems to make a whole lot more sense to me…
And do we still shake our heads and wonder why so many people hate Christians and evangelists? I'm not even sure some days how I feel about them, and I’m one of them. God help us.
Peace,
rZ
2 Comments:
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. Having watched him I wondered who would be so simple, so in need, so desperate to send him anything. Some day he will answer to God for his deception.
Think PP will have any Boxing Day specials? Great Commissioning gifts for the Heralds. ;) Have a great Christmas, Zelinsky Family!
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