Friday Funnies

One liners from our childrens pastor Joe
"If God wanted us to be vegetarians then why did He make animals out of meat?"

"You married your wife for her looks, but not the look she's giving you right now."

From Rick:
"If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops....I'd be 300 lbs."

From our Wed Rotary meeting: They're building a new rec complex in our town. They introduced, "The big Cats from International Coliseum Enterprises", and I offered this..."Can you think of another way to introduce them? Christians get nervouse when they hear "Coliseum" and "Big Cats" in the same sentence...

Knock knock: Who's there?
The interupting cow: The interupting....MOOOOOO